to be fair he did say it's a little over done, but he does like it when the crust is "like a cracker". I told him this isn't pizza, it's chicken parmesan on a flatbread cracker.
I know what burnt pita tastes like and it’s void of any happiness, not one iota of flavor. Eating cardboard would probably taste better. Your boyfriend is a sociopath if he intentionally cooks it like this.
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Ain’t no mothafuckin way
I know what burnt pita tastes like and it’s void of any happiness, not one iota of flavor. Eating cardboard would probably taste better. Your boyfriend is a sociopath if he intentionally cooks it like this.
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I thought that was a pile of food on burnt parchment paper.
Where is this so I can avoid it?
If you cut off the burnt bits around the edges then it still isn’t a pizza throw him in jail
it is a pizza… a pizza shit
And he’s still your boyfriend?
Guilty.
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And a dude can’t even get a date to the Cheesecake Factory 🤦🏾♂️
That’s not an IS that is a WAS
It’s shit
Did he cook it on a wash cloth?
Your boyfriend has more brain damage than me

When I have an idea goes wrong.
If he insists that this is a pizza, you should insist that he’s a ex-boyfriend
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Fling it directly – DIRECTLY! in his face.
It maybe *was* a pizza at some point, but it has now joined the choir invisible.
This is America
It looks like someone smoked a mix of drugs and thought about what the combination of shawarma and flammkuchen would look like.
WTF is that, Alladin’s rug?
Yes, breakfast cereal is soup, and since 1773 the Atlantic ocean has been tea.
But if you serve this to people you are guilty
Find a new boyfriend. This is unforgivable
Is it on a burnt napkin?
Nice try but you can’t fool me. That’s an oven-baked pasta from Dominos

Sorry you spelled ex boyfriend wrong